April 2012
televisiontropes:
captainshenanigans:
do you ever stop and realize that the average person doesn’t know what a ship is or what canon means
the average person would read this and assume you were suggesting they had no idea what pirates were
Watch
Watchaccio-nerds:
JON FREAKING COZART I MISS YOU PLEASE START POSTING AGAIN.
i know this by heart.
store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
me: /looks down at her captain america tee
store guy: /happy seal-clapping
me: oh my god we match
store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
Bryan: Okay so you know how last time we were very clear that Katara and Aang were going to end up together?
Mike: Yes.
Bryan: And we included it from the beginning?
Mike: Yeah.
Bryan: And insinuated absolutely nothing between Katara and Zuko? Made it blatantly obvious that they hated each other?
Mike: Of course.
Bryan: And still we had shipping wars.
Mike: How could I forget?
Bryan: Well, this time I have a plan.
Mike: What?
Bryan: We introduce two love interests by the second episode.
Mike: Okay.
Bryan: And by the third episode make it blantantly obvious that Korra likes one of them and they have feelings for each other.
Mike: Okay...
Bryan: And then we "accidentally" leak promos before the next episodes air...
Mike: Wait, what?
Bryan: And we throw in a totally new girl, have Korra's crush fall for her, announce canon love triangles, and show a single-frame picture of Korra kissing her crush. Bam! Blow all their precious little ships into chaos.
Mike:
Bryan:
Mike:
Bryan:
Mike: Genius.
Me: ... Well I got it from the fandom, okay?
My Sister: And if the fandom jumped off a bridge? Would you jump too?
Me: Sarah, you don't understand. If the fandom jumped off a bridge, it's because there's a ship underneath.
